It is time to take a break from current events and from politics. Let's play a game, shall we? The name of the game is "Who Said It?" In this game, you will be presented with a series of quotes. It is up to you to determine who said it. At the end of the game, post your score on the comment page ( be honest). There are prizes! Our third prize winner will get to appear in a John McCain attack ad against Barack Obama (note: winner may be expected to dress like Lindsay Lohan). Second prize winner will win an all-expense paid evening out with Lou Dobbs. Finally, our grand prize winner will receive a limited edition Bill O'Reilly autographed loofah. Good luck!
Tonight's choices are:
A) President George W. Bush
B) Family Guy's Peter Griffin
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1) I know that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully.
2) Our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.
3) Everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that.
4) It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.
5) I guess the lesson learned here is that it doesn't matter where everyone is from as long as we're all the same religion.
6) I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend.
7) I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the Mother in me.
8) That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three — three or four books about him last year. Isn't that interesting?
9) [We can] climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
10) You never know what your history is going to be like until long after you're gone.
11) I think it's really important for this great state of baseball to reach out to people of all walks of life to make sure that the sport is inclusive. The best way to do it is to convince little kids how to—the beauty of playing baseball.
12) Math... is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.
13) ... because if we never teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on?
14) I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.
15) I'll be glad to talk about ranching, but I haven't seen [Brokeback Mountain]. I've heard about it. I hope you go — you know — I hope you go back to the ranch and the farm is what I'm about to say.
Ready to see how you did?
1) A
2) B
3) B
4) A
5) B
6) A
7) A
8) A
9) B
10) A
11) A
12) B
13) B
14) B
15) A
Thanks for playing. Seacrest out. Wait... ...what?
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9 comments:
Really, Dubya is the stupidest president ever.
BTW, I added you to my blogroll. Hope that's okay. :)
That's more than ok! I need to add a blogroll to my page, too. When I do, you'll be the first to be added :-) :-) :-) :-)
Now that is a kick-ass post! Oohh, I am so hoping for a wild night out with Lou! I mean the loofah would be nice, I suppose, but I'm pretty sure it would irritate my sensitive skin and though I'd love appear in a McCain attack add I've heard Johnny makes auditions all the women for his ads while wearing only Depend undergarments.
I'm not sure I could control myself with all that "old wrinkly white-haired guy" man-meat around:)
Very funny. Too frightening how many times I couldn't tell the difference between the two.
politi gal, thank you! Depends are actually quite comfortable... ...so I hear.
cup-is-half-full, my wife had difficulty distinguishing, too.
Don't worry, it's almost over!
Typical liberal noise. Don't bother making legitamate arguments, just make fun of the president. Where are the facts?
Anonymous,
FACT: George W. Bush has the verbal skills of a titmouse.
FACT: The word is spelled "legitimate" not "legitamate."
FACT: I giggled a little when I typed the word titmouse.
FACT: My goal with this post was to make people laugh. Just like Fox News, I report, you decide.
FACT: I just vomited a little because I compared myself to Fox News.
FACT: I could keep going, but dinner is ready and I'm STARVING.
Thank you for reading and thanks for the comments!
Just proves how smart Dubya is. Somewhere in Texas a village is missing their idiot.
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