Pornography at the Debate

I'm sure that this may come to a shock to many of you, but I am a hardcore Obama supporter. I'll let that sink in for a second. Take your time. Breathe it in. Ok, got it? Good. Let's continue. Folks, last night, I, as well as many of you, watched the third and final debate. Something about Barack Obama bothered me. Honestly, it has bothered me since the first debate. I had hoped that I would get over it, or that it would not happen again. Unfortunately, that is not the case. In fact, it happened several times. I'm talking, of course, about the use of profane and pornographic words.

I have to stress that it kills me to point out the faults of Barack Obama, but I have to call them as I see them. Barack Obama said something nasty, perverted, and absolutely uncalled for at each of the debates. I'm talking of course about the times he said that we need to give this country a "nude erection." Quite honestly, I'm surprised nobody in the media caught onto this. It even slipped by Bill O'Reilly. And he knows a little something about nude erections. And loofahs.

Thank God the debate was at 9:00. Can you imagine if it had been earlier?!? How would you explain this to your children? I, for one, don't want to look my son in the eye and try to tell him why the scary man on TV kept talking about nude erections. I mean it was "nude erection" this and "nude erection" that. Nude erections were popping up everywhere! Even John McCain hopped on the boner bandwagon, pledging to fight for a nude erection, too. That's exactly the image I wanted to see as I tried to sleep after the debate; John McCain's nude erection. Honestly, I just vomited a little in my mouth talking about it. Cindy McCain must be a saint. Oh, God. I'm going to be sick just thinking about it. Excuse me for a second.

Ok, I feel a little better. However, while I was away, my wife took it upon herself to do a little proofreading and, uh... ... ...apparently, Barack Obama and John McCain were not discussing pornography. I guess what they actually said was "new direction." That makes sense. I guess that makes this posting a complete waste of your time and mine. My bad, America. My bad.